Very Litigious Hat

Are you constantly reading the fine print? Do you have a favorite amendment? Have you ever threatened legal action at a family BBQ? Then the Very Litigious hat is the perfect headwear for you. Not only does it let everyone know that you mean business (and possibly that you have a lawyer on speed dial), but it also does so with undeniable style.

Features (No Fine Print Required):

• A Comfortable Fit for Everyday Legal Threats – Whether you’re sending a strongly worded email or just walking the dog, this hat keeps you comfy.

• Premium 6-Panel Structure – Because five panels simply weren’t enough to hold in your legal expertise.

• Eyelets for Maximum Breathability – Helps keep a cool head, even during heated contract negotiations.

• Precurved Visor with Color-Matched Underbill – Stylish protection from both the sun and frivolous lawsuits.

• Adjustable Snap Closure – Ensures a secure fit, whether you're in the courtroom or casually intimidating people at brunch.

• 100% Cotton Construction – Soft, durable, and perfect for all your courtroom or coffee shop debates. (Green Camo is a cotton blend, for when you need to litigate discreetly.)

Care Instructions (Because Even Lawyers Need to Do Laundry):

• Spot clean using warm water and dish soap—just like how you clean up after winning a case.

• No need to soak the whole thing; this hat doesn’t settle out of court or in water.

• For tougher stains, use a soft-bristled brush (or consider drafting a strongly worded complaint against the stain).

The 'Very Litigious' Hat Is Perfect for:

• Lawyers, paralegals, and law students who want to be casually intimidating

• Anyone who gives unsolicited legal advice at parties

• That friend who says "I'll sue!" a little too quickly

• A hilarious gag gift for the law-savvy person in your life

Where to Wear It:

• The courtroom (check with the judge first)

• The office, to subtly remind your coworkers to read their contracts

• Coffee shops, where you can eavesdrop on legally questionable conversations

• Any high-stakes game night where rules must be enforced

The Very Litigious hat comes in Green Camo, Spruce, Navy, Black, Dark Grey, so you can match your legal intensity to your personal style.

Put this hat on, and suddenly, every conversation feels a little more legally binding.