Huge Deck / Massive Dock Trucker Hat

Subtlety? Never heard of her. This hat is bold, unapologetic, and ready to be misunderstood in all the best ways. Whether you're walking around your lakeside estate or just looking for an excuse to make strangers giggle nervously, the HUGE DECK / MASSIVE DOCK trucker hat is the ultimate declaration of property prowess... and innuendo excellence.

Let everyone know you’ve got serious waterfront credentials—and that you're not afraid to wear it on your head.

Hat Features – Built Like a Midwestern Monolith:

• Structured 5-Panel High-Profile Build – Just like your personality: bold, boxy, and probably banned from PTA meetings

• Flat Bill – Because curves are for your dock ramp, not your hat

• Snapback Closure – Adjustable to fit heads full of confidence (or questionable humor)

• Premium Fabric Blend: 47% Cotton, 28% Nylon, 25% Polyester – Breathable, durable, and ready for long days on the boat—or the patio

• DTF Printing Technique – Sharp, vivid, and absolutely not leaving anything to the imagination

• Head Circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ – One size fits all kinds of personalities: loud, louder, and dad at the lake after two beers

Available Color Combos:

• Black/White

• Black

• Navy

• Navy/White

• Charcoal

• Charcoal/White

Pick a color that matches your boat, your truck, or your “not-so-subtle” personality.

Perfect For:

• Lake dads who make innuendos their second language

• Bros with boats, bonfires, and borderline HR violations

• Cabin owners who are extremely proud of their hardwood

• Anyone who yells "Check out my dock!" at unsuspecting neighbors

• People who just want to make grandma deeply uncomfortable

Where to Wear This Legendary Lid:

• Fishing tournaments

• Lake parties

• Deck stain shopping trips

• Anywhere with beer, meat, or judgmental HOA meetings

• First dates, just to see if they can take a joke

This hat is an instant eye-catcher, a conversation igniter, and a double entendre disasterpiece. It’s everything a premium trucker hat should be—structured, stylish, and just barely legal in certain church parking lots.

Put it on and strut proudly—because nothing says “Minnesota man with confidence” like bragging about your deck and your dock in one glorious sentence.